It’s dawned on me in recent months, that I am a stupid person and it’s my fault. I can just about spell words, but I do catch myself mouth breathing every now and then. I have two degrees, but sometimes I play the lottery. Mostly though, it’s because I have been putting little to no effort into anything that might benefit me, which is probably the stupidest thing of all.

So with that in mind, here are some self indulgent, poorly researched thoughts about things based almost entirely on conjecture. Ideally illustrating to society at large that I tried to do something. At least once. I fully realise the irony of that previous sentence. Shit.